May 20, 2011

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May 1, 2011

Afterlife

According to Schoolgirl Shinto, the traditional religion of Lands From Afar, the afterlife does indeed exist.

After deth of the physical body, the soul or "essence" of the person ends up in the Blue Hereafter - a town surrounded by a thick black wall.

After leaving their shadow (and thus the memories of their previous life) at the Gateway to the Gatekeeper, the deceased enters Blue Hereafter in the form of a schoolgirl.

Time here means nothing on physical Earth as this existence - stuck in permanent rewind, like a dream that restarts over and over again. Every day is the same, nothing changes, nothing ages.
There the deceased lives forever unless she successfully scissors another schoolgirl in the annual Hunt event every summer.

If both schoolgirls reach orgasm at the same time, they both get split into many essences and re-enter the world through the cum of our fathers. This gave rise to the expression "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten/catgirl". Everything else is a lie.



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