Halloween Horror

Its that time of the year again - Happy Halloween! Some short films by independent horror filmmakers on Youtube for your Halloween night viewing:

The Clown (Le Queloune) by Patrick Boivine



Dual Cell by Amalgamatite Pictures (This short film was officially selected for Global Cinema Festival 2009)



The Visitor by Keisuke Toyoshima




Poker Lesson by Joe Malys



The Blog Cabin Myth by Greg Ellis


For those who wish for a Halloween movie with a lighter theme,
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale

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Over 30

Some idols at and over the age of 30:

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Moo Six Years

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Flushed Away

Friday morning at the office. My guts rose in unease and I ran to the washroom, spotting an unused stall. And so I opened the door, and there it was - something I hadn't seen in years.


The squat toilet (和式, washiki) is an understated highlight of Japan - and indeed of Asia as a whole. Using a squat toilet is truly a memorable experience, which apart from giving health benefits, also saves water.

At home, the flush toilet consumes the most water, a valuable resource not accessible to nearly 1 out of 7 people. Unsurprisingly, wars are fought over it.


The squat toilet is basically a hole in the ground, usually coated with porcelain. The user squats over the toilet; and a shallow trough collects the waste, instead of a large water-filled bowl as in a Western toilet. In Japan, the squat toilet is cradle shaped, with a hood that one is supposed to face while using.

The flush is often operated in the same manner as a Western toilet, though some have pull handles or pedals instead. Most have a dual flush system, similar in application to the newer dual flush toilet (although cheaper to install and easier to clean). There are are two kinds of flush, small (小) for urine; and big (大) for excrement - the difference being the amount of water used.


More traditional ones (like the Meiji-era toilet above) have a bucket of water adjacent and a ladle to flush water down - which uses ~2 litres of water per flush. In contrast, an old style single flush toilet can use up to 13 litres of water in one flush. That's 5 times extra the daily drinking water amount needed by an average person literally flushed down the toilet - something half the world has limited access to.


Squat Toilet (和式) Health Benefits

• Makes elimination faster, easier and more complete. This helps prevent "fecal stagnation," a prime factor in colon cancer, appendicitis and inflammatory bowel disease.
• A highly effective treatment for hemorrhoids
• For pregnant women, squatting avoids pressure on the uterus when using the toilet. Daily squatting helps prepare one for a more natural delivery.

Ways you can help provide safe water to those who don't have it:

• Sign UN petition to provide clean water everywhere.
• Donate to help people in need of water and toilets

How you can Save Water and Save Money($$$)
Eat Less - 1kg of beef requires 16000 litres of water to produce
Buy Less and Use Less Power - lots of water is used in power and material production

Note: This is a dual submission to the October 2010 Japan Blog Matsuri: Japan HIghlights and Blog Action Day 2010.

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Kim Jong Un Appears

In worker's paradise North Korea, Dear Leader Kim Jong Il's heir apparent, Kim Jong Un has been introduced to the world in a rare appearance on the country's 65th anniversary of its ruling party on Sunday.





Kim Jong Un (김정은) is the youngest son of celebrity Kim Jong Il (김정일), the Father of Korea who is renown to be able to control the weather;



a power, no doubt, passed down from his own father, Kim Il Sung (김일성), who singlehandedly drove the Japanese occupiers from the Korean peninsular during World War 2.


Kim Jong Il's eldest son, Kim Jong Nam (김정남) however, is said to be opposed to dynastic succession for the Korean leadership.

Kim Jong Nam himself was once considered to be the successor to the communist leadership, before being caught trying to enter Japan with a fake passport.


Kim Jong Un is said to resemble his father more:


All hail the Kims for creating a truly independent country under the juche principle - liberating Koreans from imperialism, capitalism and their own stomachs.

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Rika Nishimura

Rika Nishimura (西村理香) was a Japanese child model in the 90s, who was photographed and promoted by photographer Rikitake Yasushi (力武靖) who had other works of a similar genre. She started posing for photographs and videos from 1994 to 1999. Her real name remains unknown.

Rika Nishimura 22 years old

Rika Nishimura 16 years old

Rika Nishimura 15 years old

Rika Nishimura 14 years old

Rika Nishimura 13 years old

Rika Nishimura 12 years old

Rika Nishimura 11 years old

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Epic Comments Part 1

A collection of memorable comments I encountered on the internet:

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momoirokakaricho said:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=118830892984

We are showing support to stop all censorship of hentai and eroge. I figured you guys would love to support it

Alessa said:
If a burrito is made with scrambled eggs, bacon, and breakfast sausage is there no crime since there was no supposed victim. Well good sir, the victim was common decency battered, abused, and raped lying on the floor in her own hollandaise. Will no one weep for the victim? Will no one prosecute the monster who perpetrated this offense against everything good and honest in the culinary world? No one ever thought to ask what the burrito wanted. Did anyone think she didn't want to be made into such an abomination as a breakfast burrito? For shame for denying her pain. For shame for denying her humiliation. For shame for denying her suffering

The Envoy said:
Let's see. This is what I think Alessa means:

Alessa said:
If a burrito is made with scrambled eggs, bacon, and breakfast sausage is there no crime since there was no supposed victim.

A 2d loli is gang-raped by multiple otakus; and or in many different ways.

Well good sir, the victim was common decency battered, abused, and raped lying on the floor in her own hollandaise.

Hollandaise = a type of sauce
Lying in her own cum? A scene from many a doujin.

Will no one weep for the victim? Will no one prosecute the monster who perpetrated this offense against everything good and honest in the culinary world? No one ever thought to ask what the burrito wanted. Did anyone think she didn't want to be made into such an abomination as a breakfast burrito?

Will no one think of the imaginary children!?

Analyzing the words of a lunatic has left me in despair.

Limericks and rhymes

Hickory Dickory Dock, we fucked on top of a clock. The clock struck one, we had our fun, Hickory Dickory Dock.

There was a young hooker from Peru,
Who filled her vagina with glue,
She said, with a a grin,
If they paid to get in,
Then they can pay to get out of me too

From IRC

(14:51:37) mrkris: FATHER
(14:51:42) mrkris: WHERE ART THOU
(14:51:54) mrkris: i have a confession to make
(14:51:59) seocf: yes, my son?
(14:52:14) mrkris: i have scabs on my penis and am unsure which animal I got them from
(14:53:23) seocf: worry not of these trifling concerns. does not the bible say that when god’s kingdom comes, the child shall lay with the lion? bless you for taking the scripture to heart. you are forgiven.
(14:53:35) mrkris: hahahahahahaha

[envoy_chan] was doing a community project for my company the whole of today
[vegio] community ?
[envoy_chan] yeah
[vegio] as in real life community ?
[envoy_chan] yesh
[vegio] get out of here, now !
!!! You have been kicked from #sankakucomplex

[project_papo] obsidian
[obsidian] Yes, Papo?
[project_papo] can ye hear me
[obsidian] Uh. I can see your text, but I can't hear you.
[obsidian] We can't hear text. :D
[project_papo] you have a point
[project_papo] but can you read the things i'm writing
[obsidian] no
[project_papo] how can i set it up so you do

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Baltic in a Nutshell

Pictures from my stint as a stowaway on board a cruise ship around the Baltic:

Dover, England. Highlights: White chalk cliffs (formed by shells and corals millions of years ago)


Copenhagen, Denmark. Highlights: Little Mermaid, sidewalk restaurants along the Nyhavn canal


Lubeck, Germany. Highlights: Unique architecture, yummy marzipan candy


Tallinn, Estonia. Highlights: the medieval feel of the city


St. Petersburg, Russia. Highlights: People's Palace (subways with marble columns and chandeliers), St. Peterhoff fountains, Cathedral on Spilled Blood, Neva river cruise, the hammer and sickle. It's Russia!


Helsinki, Finland. Highlights: Rock church (carved out from solid rock)


Paris, France. Highlights: It's French.

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